Megastructure Maintenance & Space Janitors

Megastructure Maintenance & Space Janitors

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We often talk on this channel about wonderous
megastructures that will house countless billions
and factory complexes that will dwarf our
planet’s entire industrial output.
But it makes you wonder…
Who’s going to maintain all that stuff?
Something often overlooked in building projects
is that in general their maintenance and upkeep
is rather staggering.
Anything you build will cost you at least
as much to maintain for a generation as you
spent building it, and even more if you are
lax on maintenance and something breaks.
I’d imagine everyone here has experienced
that wonderful shock of getting a repair bill
and groaning.
Should you be a true glutton for punishment
the public and private sectors afford countless
opportunities to stare down at a budget with
grim certainty the taxpayers or shareholders
will not be best pleased with the news you
will be sharing with them.
Left to themselves stuff breaks down, but
it does so a lot faster when being used and
in practice just from being in proximity to
our civilization, and we’ll see that remains
true even in space where by default you’d
expect the vacuum not to cause erosion and
There’s a popular myth that the Ancient
Roman roads were ultra-durable.
But while the Romans were darn good civil
engineers, roads always have to be built cheaply
because of the sheer volume of materials involved
and the distance they have to be transported.
So while it’s practical to build comparatively
small critical structures like bridges ultra-strong,
roads have to rely on the ground beneath them
for support.
Heavy vehicles eventually crumble solid-surfaced
roads, and wheels cut dirt roads into pairs
of soggy trenches.
The truth is, the Romans built a huge number
of roads, and the ones that survived millennia
were often the ones that fell into disuse,
a tribute to quantity as much as quality.
While we have built many robust structures
that have weathered the centuries well, most
of the buildings of the past are at best ruins
and in most cases buried under layers of dirt
and ash until some archeologist finds them.
Most of what remains has either required vast
amounts of repair down the centuries or is
basically some rock, and usually that rock
only vaguely resembles what they built which
typically had nice layers of colorful coatings
and ornamentation until decay, weather, erosion,
or war stripped them down or later generations
cannibalized it for building materials.
This gives us a short list of basic maintenance
First you can build from ultra-durable materials.
Second, you can limit usage and exposure to
background decay factors.
Third, you can keep things simple.
Complexity almost always requires more effort
to maintain and is generally more costly for
the components too.
Fourth, you can engage in constant maintenance
and replacement.
And fifth, which is beginning to become an
option as our technology improves, you can
have things which repair themselves.
That last is only a strategy in the effort
and economic sense of course, otherwise it’s
the same as the fourth, constant maintenance,
it just doesn’t involve people as much,
and makes the repairman more of a doctor or
programmer than a classic craftsmen.
Each of these will likely be employed of course,
tailored to the object being maintained and
what your tech permits, or your culture does.
It’s important to understand that when we
discuss things like megastructures, you have
vastly more to maintain not just in quantity,
but proportionally to your human population.
This is true even for the smallest and simplest
of these, such as an O’Neill Cylinder, which
contains hundreds of square kilometers of
internal living area and external hull, and
which might house hundreds of thousands of
To give a comparison of a simple material
we build, our own modern highways usually
need about a hundred people per square kilometer
to maintain them, we normally discuss them
in terms of linear length, where it is more
like a person per kilometer or mile, but that’s
the approximate zone for area, and for building
artificial habitats, all that land area needs
Indeed it’s more three-dimensional too,
as you’ll have layers to maintain.
We don’t really have to maintain our air
and sea and dirt and all beneath it rests
upon – they do.
Indeed they have more metaphorical layers
to maintain too, they have to look to their
weather – inside and out – their ecology
– possibly also inside and out, and their
electronic and digital layers too.
To a degree we already have to do this, and
to be fair our ancestors did more of it than
folks often realize, carefully if clumsily
shepherding their lands.
When you’re dealing with a megastructure,
you need to master these skills and use all
the automation you comfortably can just to
make them plausible.
And to give an idea about this, let’s take
a hypothetical O’Neill Habitat – again
the smallest and simplest of megastructures
– and look at what is likely being maintained.
We’ll start from the inside.
First we have the lighting itself, some versions
call for big windows to let light in, others
light is concentrated and bounced in through
small ports by mirrors, others we generate
it artificially by massive power plants and
light bulbs.
In the first case, windows, those are big
structural weaknesses, even segmented into
panes, that you must constantly maintain as
they get scratched up and cracked from outside
space dust and debris, and more so from inside
dust, which must be swept out, and the windows
polished, and likely replaced as they take
UV damage, which is worse in space.
Second, small windows with concentrated light,
have these same problems but reduced, but
need large mirrors and dishes outside too.
The third requires those artificial lights
be maintained and replaced and the wiring
kept up, and maintenance of either the solar
panels or internal power plants that fuel
Then there’s temperature, not too hot, not
too cold, and hot is likely to be the big
problem, as it’s hard to get rid of heat
in space.
That wraps into weatherman… not guys who
try to predict the weather, but guys who decide
what the weather will be.
Such habitats are big enough for natural weather
and small enough not to get extremes that
we’d see on the larger super-sized megastructures,
but will likely be fairly planned and artificial
On the ecology side, we examined that more
in “The Environment of Space Habitats”
and it’s where we also introduced the idea
of tweaking and tailoring life not just to
that environment but to help maintain it,
as an alternative to robots.
Work smarter not harder is humanity’s slogan.
If you can get your critters in the habitat
to do some of the work for some supplemental
food, like squirrels or raccoons picking up
trash or weeding gardens, in exchange for
tasty treats, then it lets you also supplement
how many critters you have in your garden
worlds, as they have an additional food source.
This allows more top-heavy food chains too
which could not naturally exist, as your auxiliary
space farms can add to the food supply at
any level of that food chain.
We talked about that and concerns about genetic
diversity more in that episode, but a point
we noted was that you might even be able to
get them to help with your landscaping, like
a modified coral that kept your shorelines
intact against erosion, or some self-healing
Land on Earth is old and natural and deep,
yet it erodes a lot faster from our activity.
On our habitat, all those hills and valley
and beaches and fjords need a lot more work
to make and maintain.
And since rock isn’t free, you’re probably
not that thick down to your outer hull that’s
spinning around, and the inside of that might
be damaged by erosion too and would be hard
to get at to maintain.
Now I said outer hull but in fact it probably
As we’ve often noted when discussing rotating
habitats, while we typically depict them as
a cylinder spinning in the void, in all probability
they’d be a cylinder spinning in a superstructure.
That cylinder hull is built for tensile strength,
not absorbing micrometeor strikes or abrasion
from space dust, all of which will be worse
because they spin, often quite fast and faster
the wider the rotating habitat.
It’s worth remembering what the biggest
source of space dust and debris is likely
to be – ships leaving the habitat, spraying
it with whatever propellant they use, be it
rocket flames or charged ions or even just
reflected concentrated light.
That last is a lot less of an issue, and one
of the reasons I often tout the benefits of
laser propulsion in space.
So a space habitat is less likely to be a
cylinder than a big orb with a cylinder and
other facilities inside it, mimicking the
asteroid mining era where they’d probably
be built into excavated shafts on asteroids.
That outer lay is likely to be a sandwich,
maybe a foam metal or ideally some thin outermost
layer with liquid beneath that hardened over
when exposed to vacuum to scab over punctures,
and to which a micrometeor can fly through
and lose energy.
You might do several layers too, with deeper
ones being places where you had many thin
membrane compartments full of your reserves
of water and air and fuel, ideally hydrogen
or deuterium for fusion, though you might
slap solar panels and radiators all over the
outside instead.
All of this of course needs maintenance, and
different kinds likely need different robots.
Some might magnetically crawl along the outside
polishing solar panels or welding cracks or
acting like the metal equivalent of a Zamboni
machine, polishing, smoothing, melting, or
laying new layers down on the outside.
In fact, ice might be used as a cheap exterior
shield too, instead of metal.
You might have more drones flying around with
wide spectrum cameras looking for cracks and
Inside that thick shell you might have that
liquid and drones that swam around in there,
or even tailored lifeforms, fixing the inner
They might fly around in layers of gases.
Indeed you might have a thin atmosphere inside
that superstructure too, from everything leaking,
you want to gather that back up, waste not
want not, and higher pressures leak faster
anyway, but you’re likely to have a low
pressure fog in there between the various
pressurized facilities, especially the ancillary
ones where you’re building cheap and thin
because it’s just some big hydroponic facility
or mostly automated factory where people don’t
actually live.
Other organisms might, things might easily
adapt to living on leak cracks venting air,
and as we saw in Void Ecology and Space Whales
last month, you could end up with a fairly
rich near-vacuum ecology even if you weren’t
intentionally engineering it.
There’d be a lot trash floating around in
that inevitably too, needing picked up and
recycled, but also in habitat areas in general.
A solar system is a big place, but when we
think about the sheer quantity of megastructures
we might build in one, potentially trillions
of O’Neill Cylinders alone, it’s not so
empty anymore.
Especially around hubs, as most planets would
likely be swarming with orbital habitats.
Trillions of habitats mean even more trillions
of ships, and if each was losing only say
one random nut or bolt or wrench or soda can
out into a space every week or so, you’d
have quadrillions of hypervelocity bullets
flying around the solar system.
This is likely to be even worse near dense
population areas as losses of trash are most
likely when a ship is first taking off or
arriving, meaning it’s close in distance
and velocity.
This also means that part of being a space
janitor is writing up tickets for littering,
and getting to operate giant laser cannons
to vaporize trash or the offenders themselves
if space littering became a capital crime.
Seems extreme, but remember, throwing a soda
can out your airlock is like throwing a bomb,
and at relativistic speeds, an atomic bomb.
So there are quadrillions of random nuts and
bolts floating around at tens of thousands
of meters per second.
You can add a lot more rubbish coming off
the hull of the megastructure itself, and
while it would be slow moving locally, once
it drifts away from the immediate area it’s
only moving slow relative to anything that
just happens to be on an identical orbital
We’ve talked about Kessler Syndrome before,
a chain reaction of collisions in Earth’s
orbit spraying debris and shrapnel around
to hit other objects which in turn spray out
more debris, potentially shrouding a planet
in a swarm of razor sharp hyper-velocity bullets.
A civilization that’s building in orbit
a lot, wrapping their world in thousands upon
thousands of orbiting habitats, docks, and
industries, has to deal with this constantly.
Indeed they probably don’t worry about Kessler
Syndrome happening because they probably exist
in a constant state of it.
Odds are someone will have run a massive cost
analysis on how much detection gear, how many
point defense or laser broom ablation systems,
and how much armor to absorb hits various
ships and stations need, how much extra energy
and fuel and propellant that costs, and compared
it to clean up.
I’d just guess that it would probably mean
they did a lot of debris clearance but that
your typical inhabited planet still had millions
of tons of millimeter sized junk floating
So there’s going to be a lot of folks who
make their living cleaning up that trash and
others issuing citations and fines for making
And the same applies to a full blown Dyson
Swarm only scaled up a billion-fold.
I don’t want to imply such civilizations
are constantly living in a swarm of their
own junk and hypervelocity shrapnel, or that
this isn’t manageable, but rather that it
is exactly that – manageable – and given
that it’s being managed by humans, odds
are it will be managed rather haphazardly
and sloppily.
And someone is going to be managing it.
A recurring point on this channel is that
while such civilizations will doubtless employ
a lot of robots, they will probably tend to
be fairly stupid robots requiring some oversight.
This is not because such a civilization can’t
make something smarter, but because odds are
the cost of having people provide that oversight
will be viewed as cheaper than purchasing
tons of security and weapons to prevent or
contain a machine rebellion or pay for all
the public relations management and spin doctors
you’d need to justify what is pretty much
Build something as smart as a human and you
either need to give it rights, in which case
you’ve just created another citizen paying
taxes and complaining about how much infrastructure
maintenance costs, or you spend all your time
fending off attacks, verbal or literal, about
how you’re either overtly enslaving an intelligent
mind or essentially created an entire brainwashed
species that loves its job.
Keep it simple, keep it dumb, or else you’ll
end up under Skynet’s thumb… or being
processed in its recycling center.
Besides, the other big problem always facing
post-scarcity civilizations is what to do
with all the people going nuts from a lack
of purpose.
Speed of reflexes isn’t necessarily an issue
either, computers mostly excel at doing simple
tasks hyperfast, but there are options even
I mentioned earlier that in terms of layers
of infrastructure maintenance, you would also
have the electronic and digital one, and it
might be quite big, metaphorically speaking,
as you might have a lot of uploaded digital
people, cyborgs, transhumans, or folks who
mostly live in virtual worlds.
Don’t assume just because someone wanted
to move to a classic habitat cylinder – which
again is not the only type of megastructure
– that they are a regular baseline human.
Or that their kids would be.
Just because your parents wanted to live on
some orbiting garden park, doesn’t mean
you do.
Or that their AI would be, again it’s not
that you don’t have AI, it’s just if you
plan on making it as smart as a human, you
best tread carefully about not thinking of
it as a person, and that might mean it wants
a home and time off too.
Sub-human AI modeled on intelligent animals
might be a popular approach too, and if your
big mechanical hull inspector drone had a
brain modeled after a bloodhound, you might
be giving it a virtual dog world to hang out
in when Rover’s not fixing your hull.
This represents a sort of shadow ecology.
You might have thousands of different species
of critter, from slightly tweaked normal life
to massively artificial mechanical and digital
life, from amoeba dumb to human smart, and
all points in between, all employed maintaining
that megastructure.
All probably mutating and being altered and
patched and upgraded, all likely increasingly
unique to each place, as each has its own
special needs and diversification is a good
strategy against sabotage or attack too.
So I always assume people are building and
maintaining these things, even if the definition
of people might need to be expanded, or if
the building and maintaining mostly involves
shouting at welding drones too stupid to realize
they’re trying to seal an airlock not a
leak, and sending angry emails off to the
programmers about the newest software patch
causing your debris clearance drones to open
fire on the ones tasked with inspecting the
hull because they now thought they were debris.
Then got themselves shot to smithereens by
the station defenses that identified them
as hostile after getting a distress call from
the debris-collectors shouting about being
under fire.
Incidentally, this is another reason why I
always describe space habitats not as a fragile
shell but probably massively armed and armored
facilities that would be deathtraps for an
invasion force.
Partially because you really do need to have
some thick hulls swarming with anti-debris
lasers if you expect folks to feel safe living
And partially because that invasion force
needs to be kind of careful going in, even
assuming all those trillions of neighboring
space habitats don’t care about you blowing
that place up, they are not going to appreciate
ten billion tons of flaming wreckage and debris
flying around the solar system.
Amusingly probably being chased by any remaining
maintenance drones, a gathering swarm of salvage
drones who identified it as valuable fair-game
assets, and merrily getting shot to pieces
by all those neighbors trying to take out
the flaming wreckage with whichever of their
defensive batteries aren’t currently busy
retaliating against the invasion fleet that
caused the problem.
And yeah they probably will have those giant
anti-ship guns because having a megaton space
freighter get hijacked or sabotaged and crash
into your habitat is a bad time to wish you’d
invested in heavy artillery.
Possibly not on individual O’Neill Cylinders,
but as I said, those are on the small side
of megastructures under discussion and you’d
probably also tend to see them clustered in
packs anyway.
Even if they’re as big as you can build
for engineering limitations or economic viability,
you can lash a ton of them together with tethers
for easy transport to and fro and proximity
has value, so they’re likely to be clustered
up like islands in an archipelago rather than
evenly distributed, possibly with a superstructure
all around all of them.
Neat thing about most space habitats, they’re
all basically spaceships too, albeit rather
clumsy and slow ones, so it’s kinda like
a giant houseboat you can move around to be
on its own or park in clusters to share ancillary
facilities, which presumably include giant
defense guns.
But it could easily be that those would evolve
as some leviathan equivalent of RV parks,
where instead of an RV going to a place that
has hookups and support for lots of recreational
vehicles, they have them for entire space
Again a space habitat it basically a somewhat
clumsy spaceship, and also more like the gardener
ships we discuss for interstellar colonization.
An interstellar ship needs to be totally self-sufficient
except for raw materials and fuel, so they
can replace any components or colonial gear
damaged or decayed in century long voyages.
This effectively makes them mobile factories
and colonial farms since instead of parking
at their new world forever, they can stop,
drop off half their colonists and colonial
gear, restock on raw materials from some asteroid,
and make new gear and breed more colonists
on their way to the next star.
Possibly also new ships, since they need to
be able to manufacture every part for their
own ship anyway.
A similar philosophy applies to space habitats,
they don’t have to be entirely self-sufficient
if they live in built up solar systems able
to supply them, but they will need to be constantly
engaging in repair, and possibly growth too.
This could result in cylinder habs that constantly
grew in length like some coil of sausage links,
occasionally detaching sections for major
repair or retirement, or some big circle of
a rotating habitat, a small version of a Topopolis,
that had a manufacturing center that just
slowly rolled through it at a glacial pace
replacing sections, like the Ouroboros, the
snake eating its own tail.
So long as the hoop is far wider in diameter
than the thickness of it, it can be bent and
rotate for gravity just fine, same as even
steel can be used like a rope if long and
skinny enough.
Obviously you automate anything you can, your
limitation being how smart and sophisticated
you’re comfortable with that automation
And it can be human level or smarter too,
just depends on what your civilization is
comfortable with ethically, and smart enough
to avoid killing themselves with.
For instance, one of the more obvious maintenance
pathways is to go the quasi-biological route,
as we’ve discussed before and most recently
in Space Whales & Bioships.
If your megastructure is basically a big animal,
biological or not, with various organs overseeing
repairs and clean up, it need not be too smart,
and certainly many of the parallels for microorganisms
living in it doing work need not be, but it’s
plausible you might find it advantageous to
make something pretty smart.
Needless to say you circumvent a lot of problems
by designing something that likes what it
You’ve essentially gone and made a big Space
Turtle whose shell you live on or inside,
and you’d prefer it not minding you doing
so or actually felt happy as the home to a
prosperous civilization there, rather than
regarding you as some sort of mold living
on it or cruel taskmaster hurting and compelling
Incidentally when talking about artificial
or engineered intelligence of human level
or higher I generally mean that in regard
to its capacity for reasoning, abstraction,
creativity and so on.
Raw processing power is mostly irrelevant
unless it turns out that such things inevitably
become sentient and sapient above a certain
You are going to generally want that fairly
often though, as while some megacomputer able
to track a quadrillion objects simultaneously
need not be even vaguely sentient, if it isn’t
it is very vulnerable to something stupider
but smarter, as it were.
And of course if you’ve gone the heavy artificial
intelligence route and your various megastructures
are quite smart themselves, even if they generally
like their jobs, some might want things changed
up a bit or become bad eggs.
You don’t want to be living on a space turtle
that’s decided you’re all a parasitic
mold and it needs to fly by the Sun for some
cleansing UV rays, or regards you as its precious
but unwise children deeply in need of brainwashing
or it’s played the long game and subtly
influenced everyone to breed for stupidity
or complacency toward it.
Add to that, outside of one of these megastructure-minds
going entirely homicidal, folks would probably
be very hesitant to kill one, which might
be rather tricky to safely do anyway, but
good odds are if you’re going this pathway
you do regard it as inhuman but still a person
or honored critter.
I could imagine folks opting to evacuate such
a place and leave it be or try to talk it
into some new task.
A habitat becomes a nature preserve instead
or some massive warship foundry that decided
each ship was it’s child and is panicky
about where they’ve all gone or gotten destroyed
gets repurposed into an uncrewed observational
array or one with a skeleton crew, even if
it’s not terribly good at the job.
Another fun possible story there, tons of
abandoned crazy derelicts that were still
quite functional but only the brave, desperate,
or equally crazy wanted to visit them.
Which offers another sort of maintenance,
psychologists for disturbed megastructure-minds.
And again while you might have a single mind
for a single place, the equivalent of the
mythical Genus Loci, you’re just as likely
to have several for many different functions,
with many layers of complexity and oversight,
that shadow or machine ecology I mentioned
You might possibly have a single overmind,
the Space Turtle, but more likely some equivalent
to an ecosystem rather than a single organism.
I don’t use the ecosystem parallel casually
either, as we noted in Void Ecology, even
ignoring that biological versus mechanical
is a rather vague and arbitrary thing, and
a bit of a false dichotomy, such things are
likely to take on the characteristics of an
ecosystem even if it’s designed rather than
It’s also worth keeping in mind that most
of these have ecosystems on board them too,
which we mentioned earlier probably need maintenance
in terms of things like genetic diversity,
though the bigger megastructures can potentially
be as stable as Earth in that regard, indeed
some are artificial planets or larger than
Those usually also would need Active Support
to keep them from falling in on themselves,
like orbital rings, and those are going to
need maintenance too.
Not all megastructures have anything to do
with humans habitation either, but we generally
focus on those, partially for the obvious
reason and partially because many things you
need to do at a big scale don’t require
big objects, I don’t need an asteroid sized
mining facility to disassemble an asteroid,
many smaller ones might do the job as well.
See the various megastructure and generation
ship series for more discussion of those.
Similarly raw energy abundance can help with
debris and maintenance, if you’ve enough
juice everyone just vaporizes any debris right
down to atomic dust and can go heavy-handed
on the forging and recycling by just using
lots of regular armor that’s just raw plain
metal you detach and replace and smelt down
It’s good to be experts at recycling and
repair in space but you can make up for that
with just raw use of simple automation, raw
material, and tons of energy.
There are no free lunches nor infinite stockpiles,
entropy wins out in the end, so civilizations
should tend to want to be efficient even if
they don’t have to be, but you might also
see many phases of approaches, much as we’ve
had here on Earth.
Early energy-rich, high automation societies
might cheerfully build many super-armored,
resource intense habitats that were surrounded
with space litter, that’s very easy to imagine
in an early colonization of the Asteroid Belt
for instance, what with all the mining and
likely many habitats built inside those asteroids,
then switch to other methods later.
In all probability you pursue all these approaches,
simultaneously, or in phases, or certain factions
of civilizations prefer one route over another.
Lots of types of megastructures but I don’t
classify Dyson Swarms as one normally, because
I never think of them as likely to be homogenous.
At least civilization focused ones – there
are other Dyson Swarm and Stellar Engines
Trillions of small artificial worlds all spread
out just never strikes me as a super-unified
civilization or likely to remain one if it
began that way, especially since as we mentioned
a couple weeks back in Threats to Interplanetary
and Interstellar Civilizations, diversification
is a good survival strategy, and we saw a
few more reasons why this is so this time.
Of course, unless your maintenance is truly
perfect, you’re likely to eventually hit
a point of diminishing returns where you opt
to build a new one and abandon the old, and
we mentioned other ways you might get derelicts
too, like one with an overmind that went nuts
but was left be.
In a system with trillions of these places,
even if they are built to last as long as
civilization has been around, tens of thousands
of years, and even if they were only derelicts
a little while, maybe a decade on average,
that still means at any given time you have
billions of them sitting vacant and derelict.
Waiting to be scavenged, repaired, hauled
off to the breakers, or just waiting miserably
with a few stubborn hold outs hoping their
ghost town will flourish again one day.
Such a tiny fraction, small compared to the
portion of vacant homes and buildings we have,
and yet it’s still billions of derelict
megasturures, quite possible acting as temporary
homes to trillions of roamers and scavengers
and pirates, a scifi author’s dream come
true, and something we’ll look at more in
a couple of weeks.
But for now, that’s Space Janitors and Megastructure
Maintenance, the gritty underside of our bright
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I mentioned derelict space habitats and megastructures
probably being very common in the future,
even in a civilization that’s pretty good
about it’s maintenance and clean up, and
that’s a topic that seems worthy of its
own episode, so in two weeks we’ll head
back to the Rogue Civilizations series to
look at such derelicts, space hulks, trash
planets, and the sorts of civilizations that
might develop around them.
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  1. I guess Isaac is running out of topics….that said he should start away from combos with other YOUTUBE'ers they drag him down and spoil the content …even this this effort is a 100 times better than a combo.

  2. well what about a universal building componend like megastructurs completely made of nanite robots each nanite could replace another all work in hive mind like networks to contruct the overall AI of the structure etc. maintance would be really easy just order some new nanites replace em wherever needed and vital systems failing would be instantly replaced by second system nanites. requieres a highly developed nanite tech tho.. they need to be able to form stuctures like ants build bridges with 1000 of emselfs .

  3. Love the line about a sci-fi writers dream I’ve got a million shorts we’ll maybe not millions but a lot on that very subject happy trapping if you know you know

  4. I don't like the way you consider purpose-made minds to be "brainwashed". You're ignoring how our minds are basically purpose-made by the process of natural selection for survival. We're no less "brainwashed" than those beings would be. So what if their interests and desires serve our own? You're not gonna hear them complain about it, and not because they're forced against their will to be silent. What's the big difference between designing a mind for a specific job, and finding a mind that already exists that fits much the same profile of interests, except by mostly random chance? It's like you're clinging to some futile metaphysical/supernatural definition of "free will". And frankly, considering the quality of your content, such a thing just seems beneath you.

  5. Mega Structures of the far future will maintain itself in the same manner a person maintains herself. People indirectly will be involve in the terms of creating better ways the Mega structure to maintain itself. Structures of any size many thousands of years from now would be a type of solidified energy that can alter itself and maintain itself instantly. In the Tin Man episode of TNG the technology of the Tin Man was indistinguishable from the bodies of the crew. Super technology of the far future will be a far more advanced level than the Tin Man.

  6. I'm just going to leave a translation of a comment I once saw on a German video about SciFi-Game's Map Design:

    Boy – do you know how many companies must be employed in the maintenance of such a massive future space factory. All the rooms look the same. In space, there are no cardinal directions. You can't just say "Please go into the east wing, second floor, tea kitchen. The door's jammed there". This is really complicated.
    There are the force field calibration people. The artificial gravity certification service – what if someone trips and falls? Low voltage, medium voltage and high voltage electricians, who have to be able to communicate with the force field people.
    Not to speak of doors, lights, elevators, ventilation, OSHA compliance and cleaning personnel.

    And the entire administration behind that. All those maintenance jobs have to be re-negotiated every 4 years to prevent corruption. Someone needs to keep track of who is in charge of what.

    Think of what it would be like to be a space plumber, desperately looking for maintenance shaft B-03 because water is dripping from the ceiling in front of window LM-ML 239 7C.

  7. it's clear there will not be the need for personal items our brains will be kept active by implants with out the need for the 5 external senses//

  8. Thinking long-term, would it be wiser to build megastructures around a larger star? That way the cleanup would take care of itself, when the star went supernova…

    Meant mostly as a joke of course, but got me thinking about colonising a system with a Type 1A supernova, and hiding every few million years behind a giant ice wall made in the Kuiper belt.

    Oddly, nobody seems to have done a feasibility study on this yet.

  9. Saw the title, Immediately thought of that scene from Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 where the dude's dancing around while cleaning the outside of a starship with a floor buffer 🙂

    Good nitty-gritty topic. Great video

  10. Quality of the graphics accompanying these videos just gets better and better. From this episode I'd still like more videos on the "trillions of post scarcity society citizens lacking any purpose".

  11. Have you ever thought about janitors in the sense of an immune system for Dyson swarms for cancer-like self-replicating phenomenons? For example, with a population of trillions or even more, you could have a Genghis Khan, Stalin, Prophet etc. every Tuesday. Those then could influence that whole huge population and cause havoc.

  12. James P. Hogan wrote a book exploring the topic of AI becoming sentient and aware of us. Well written:

  13. Isaac Arthur – at 8:52 simple mistake ". . . cylinder . . . wider . . . spin faster" Oh, no. wider, spin slower.

  14. Methane build up in o'neill cylinders would be a problem, with all those humans and animals farting in a relatively small space.

  15. Please, for the love of all that matters, JOULE, not JAWL. It is a name of an English bloke the unit was named after. His name is pronounced pretty unambiguously (google it). He is turning in his grave every time you say JAWLZ.

  16. Spheres are actually the worst possible shape for a space structure that runs on solar power. The sheer area of solar panels (or other solar generators) needed to run a single O'Neill cylinder is ridiculously huge, and you're gonna want to be as close to it as possible in order to be able to maintain those generators. Beaming power to a cluster of cylinders just doesn't seem practical no matter how you slice it.

  17. this episode reminded me of a conversation I had with my dad on day on the farm. We were doing field work, racing to complete as much as possible before the change in weather required us to stop. Several equipment breakdowns though out the day. some minor, some less so. I was complaining about all the break downs and repairs that day and dad calmly said 'Machinery only breaks when it's being used'.
    that was the day I learned that no matter how much preventive maintenance was done; while in storage Machinery may coarode or degrade but it doesn't break unless it is being used.

  18. I had to stop drinking my coffee around 18:30 when you started going on about the angry email to the drone programmers. I was laughing too much to be able to drink anything!

  19. Then your local defense armament opens up on your trash collecting drones because of the distress call put out. ROTFLMAO!!

  20. Hello Isaac, your channel was my and my father's favorite to watch together. He passed away several months ago and I have not been able to watch you since. This is the first video I have started up with again. What I wanted to remark upon was how wonderfully well your speech was coming along. I really really notice the improvement due to your continued hard work. Good luck in ongoing success as I love your videos.
    They are primo !!!!!!!

  21. Hey Isaac have you read the manga Planetes before? It's hard sci-fi about people working as orbital debris cleaners in Earth orbit.

  22. This is a very interesting video.
    One wonders what the weight of maintenance is in the Fermi Paradox.
    Never underestimate the janitor

  23. 16:12 "Keep it simple, keep it dumb, or else you'll end up under Skynet's thumb." – Isaac Arthur 2019

    That quote had me cackling. 🤣🤣Some good T-shirt quote material right there.

    Another fantastic episode as always. Informative, detailed and illuminating as one can expect. The story and world building potential in this alone would fill entire sections of novels. I would love to see this tackled in Sci-Fi more frequently.

  24. I am currently reading an apocalyptic novel caused by the Kessler Syndrome. It is Heaven's Fist by Justin Bell. All 9 books in the series can be gotten, together, for $0.99, total. Great deal and I am really enjoying it.

    There is even some telephone pole sized kinetic weapons thrown in.

  25. Funny how the most mundane of chores can become the most fascinating when applied to a space habitat. Excellent video!! Next week: Doing Taxes in Space

  26. 3:10
    Simple. In terms of human freedom to differentiate, complicate, fragmentate, by creating massive amounts of surplus of needless junk, I would say it is a tad late for simple. It depends on what freedom and access to resource and delegation allows billions to persue what the think they need or want to have and do and be.
    That is the lack of totalitarian, regulative, persistent authoritarian singularity.

  27. NATURAL and cultural structures respectively confirm two dynamic outcomes; what is weak, Will give way, be it temporarily; what is strong, enforced and rigid, Will eventually break.

  28. Isaac's utalitarian approach to resource and the suggested mass production seem cold, materialist, pragmatic, rigid, yet brilliant and severely disordered, ideologically.
    What God would it serve? Oh jeez…

  29. "Hey, didn't Saturn's Eclipse promise to invade today?"
    "Huh? Oh, yeah. I took care of that."
    "Deployment of the Colonial Self Defense Force?"
    "No need. I just re-tagged their fleet as debris for salvage in the hab's IFF system. The debris deflection lasers had them slagged and on a salvage orbit in about 5 minutes. The salvage drones had what was left into the processors inside of 6 hours. About now, they are all grey goo. By the end of the week, they'll be printed into lasers and drones for the hab."
    "Sure is nice of our 'enemies' to help our expansion efforts."

  30. 1) make it a fluid structure, not a rigid one
    2) make all parts modular and interchangeable and backwards compatible
    3) use mechanical and physical means of operation over electrical and chemical ones
    4) recycle, reduce, and reuse as many components as long as possible

  31. If you build a mind that only wants to be helpful, you aren't brainwashing it, thats what it wants by itself.

    Human minds want freedom, comfort, socialization ect because minds that did survived and reproduced better in the ancestral environment. You don't build a human like AI and then brainwash it into working. Deep blue wasn't built by making a humanlike AI and brainwashing it into really liking chess. Its minmax trees. Machines can be extremely competent at any task without being a human in a box. Just because a machine can invent new tech and pass any exam you throw at it doesn't mean it has emotions.

    Do not anthropomorphize arbitrary AI's. There are AI designs that are humanlike, that think and feel like us, these are specific complex mechanisms. You don't get an AI that plays chess unless you understand how to play chess and specifically design it to. You don't get AI's with emotion unless that is understood and designed either. For tasks like repairing a spaceship, or science, the best design will not be human like. Human minds are optimized for surviving the savanna, not spaceship repair.

    I would not consider creating such minds to be inherently immoral. I would consider it to be extremely dangerous. An AI designed to do laundry might want to turn the whole universe into endless washing machines. If it is substantially superhuman, it is likely to succeed. Pointing heavy weaponary at it buys you little safety. The AI can trick you into not firing it. Behaving in a way that seems nice and helpful, with every innocuous choice hiding part of its plan. If you've given it access to any form of comms, consider any computer it communicates with to be hacked and running AI code. Keeping a superintelligence in a box, when it wants out, and still getting useful work out is Really hard.

  32. ecological engineering here capn' arthur..
    aye.. we need the jannies..
    no jannies = doom.
    . biolab out..

    or as Morbo would say – ''puny earthlings today refuted the value of janitors' and now face glorious, self -inflicted DOOOOOOM'….. Morbo cant decide if i feel slighted or happy.. .. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.''

  33. "When you are dealing with a Mega Structure, you need to master these skills." For a second I thought the pitch line for Brilliant was coming early in the episode, I was really curious to hear about their courses on maintaining space habitats.

  34. (~ minute 18 – 19 ) I am gasping from air from all the laughing as I listen to what may be one of the "Great Filters" for advanced Tipe II civilizations [were the idiot (& speculative) drones cause a cascade effect of destruction and pursue of debris/resources], starting from an "over the space" patch update that sealed all airlocks in all space stations as "mantainance".

  35. Ambitious, hi-tech civilizations will want to find low-tech habitats to plunder. Fortunately, we have aliens who are occupying the back side of our moon. They are looking for novice robbers they can teach to leave us alone. They aren't inhabiting this solar system; they want to teach these aliens a lesson in case they find their real habitats. This solar system planet was wrecked in a nuclear war with heavy scouts. That's Mars. To protect Earth, they brought in the "moon", to hide on. I have seen a large fleet of saucers cruise around the Earth and then went back to the backside of the moon. Blessings upon them.

  36. Those janitor also would be your welders, engineering watch standards, experts firefighters, engineering plant operators, and not or not least the VBSS selected fews picked from 18 out of 350 crews. Just like the U.S. Navy. How do I know this? I worked with them. They the hardest workers than any other engineer on the ships. Also the most knowledgeable and dependable. Others engineers they just lounging in the lounge relaxing waiting till they were called. Unlike us whose constantly working. Go ahead. Ask any Sailors whose been on deployment on the ships.

  37. It always makes me worried when you are using high powered lasers to take out in coming objects. At some point you are going to miss and hit your previously friendly neighbor's.

  38. First off awesome video as always keep up the great work. The idea you had about psychologists for disturbed megastructure minds reminded me of the I Robot series by Issac Asimov.

  39. Could you please do a video where we could see your face? You sound extremely sexy and we would love to see you.

  40. 25:33 – Isaac, on the note of regarding AI as "honored critters," YouTube just set an interesting precedent: it's flagged robot fighting as animal cruelty.

    Now, at first blush, this looks like it might be rather comical that YouTube's AI felt kinship with these poor robots and flagged it, but there's more to it. The content creators are understandably miffed to have such takedowns, and may have trouble appealing as the decision. It was flagged for review, and was presumably reviewed by a human…if the review process makes any sense, which based on other content creators' comments is anyone's guess. We'll have to see how Boston Dynamics' robot-kicking videos get pulled (I believe they had already said they were going to stop posting that sort of test, given the visceral reaction some people had toward robot cruelty).

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